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i love kaitlyn s wiltington

oh, what? you asked WHY? ha haha well :)
here are some reasons, if you must know;
her name is kaitlyn how cool is that (it starts with a k)
she appreciates pizza more than any other human being I’ve ever talked to
she’s the coolest ncer imo
lesbian sex
she calls me karenchu ;~; that’s the sweetest thing I’ve even been called (u lil pokenerd)
she tolerates all my poo
she’s ALWAYs here for me when I need her most
she likes muse and radiohead so obv she’s perfect
SHE CAN PLAY RADIOHEAD SONGS ON GUITAR wtf best gf ever amirite
she knows words in cree that’s cool
she is secretly a little kid
lesbian sex
she appreciates nature n isn’t a media influenced robot
sHE MAKES RAINBOW CUPCAKES
she lives in canadia (coolest country ever 4 not being part of the usa n staying true to itself ya)
she calls her cat floorcat hehehee that always makes me giggle
she draws really pretty *__* esp butts and thom yorke
she drew a micropenis on a chia and she’s just generally funny hehrhe
she’s also fun n I love playing with her always
she’s mine forever
she makes me happy and she still is the only reason to wake up every single day after a year of being together
she gives me butterflies in my tummy (the good kind)
puzzy
she rubs my tummy when it hurts
lesbian sex
she likes rainbows (she IS a rainbow)
and LOTS MORE REASONS but i’m getting lazy n___u

ily kaitlyny and I always will

wow it looks so massive… will we go here someday?

i hope i can take you there someday bb 

epilogue

april 2nd, 2016
yesterday kaitlyn and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary.. we celebrated it out of bed and in bed, it was a great day. I can tell by the way she looks at me.. she still loves me like it’s our very first day together. I wonder if she can see that in my eyes too..
she’s sleeping right now on my lap, exhausted from the day. she likes using me as a pillow nowadays.. who would’ve imagined, I became a permanent part of her bed. I’m so glad I had the courage to come to her that day many years ago and introduce myself, and I was right. we really are destined for each other. ever since that day, I’ve been living in bed with her. every moment that has gone by has been the best moment of my life.
I’m more than ready to spend the rest of my life in this bed with her.. with our love getting stronger every day.

we’ve gotten to know each other so well, sometimes I hide fruit in her bed when she forgets to. I don’t even need to ask anymore, she always helps me take my jeans off. it’s like we can read each others minds, she knows me so well. she knows when I need a good long cuddle and I know when she needs to just sit on bed and talk about everything.
every day is better than the other and we’re happy together.

I want to spend the rest of my days just like this, with my love.

vagcake:

elliott smith songs for kaitlyn

son of sam (figure 8)
junk bond trader (figure 8)
happiness (figure 8)
wouldn’t mama be proud? (figure 8)
speed trials (either/or)
ballad of big nothing (either/or)
waltz #2 (xo)
baby britain (xo)

stuff for you to listen to

some movies:

trumans show

fight club

forrest gump

requiem for a dream

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

trainspotting

good will hunting

finding nemo

the king’s speech

donnie darko

juno

yes man

edward scissorhands

the pianist (on the holocaust day)

chapter 3: ready for a life together

many weeks have gone by as i lurk the marvelous kaitlyn and follow her every movement.. but today I will make a move. I will step into her territory.

as I climb her sky blue blanket to the top, to the surface of her bed, my heart beats faster and faster. finally I am here.
things I never saw before shined in front of my eyes, a thin flowery blanket, a sky blue soft pillow, and a floorcat resting upon her bed right beside.. her. the moment I saw her I knew.. she could not escape our fate. it was destiny, we will be close.
as I try to find the guts to make her notice me.. I remind myself that rejection will not defeat me. I will be persistent and I will not give up.

I stood up, walked towards her and with a fluttering heart I said “hello, kaitlyn. I am your stalker and I live under your bed.”
I realize my mistake quickly and the thoughts come running to my head; what have I done? I shouldn’t have told her about the stalking! she will think I’m strange, she will reject! she will distance herself from me!
as these thoughts run through my head like diseased assmandas, I hear a heavenly sound.. a voice. could it be? is it her voice pleasuring my unworthy ears with an answer?
“would you be ever so kind to massage my uterus?”
I stood there completely baffled.. she’s speaking to me? yes, she is!
as I begin to massage her aching uterus, I know this is the beginning of something great.

a year has gone by.. I’ve been living with kaitlyn in her bed and I couldn’t be happier. we share a love stronger than the NCs hate! a year ago I could’ve only dreamed of this.
she’s the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see before I fall asleep. I’ve found heaven on earth. kaitlyn is, and always will be, the love of my life.

we’ve gone through many phases in our relationship as we studied each other, some worse and some better but nothing can break us apart. I have traveled the Internet with her, from neopets to flash-gear and gaia. everything we do together is perfect.

I know we will live long together, until our very last days. and even in the far future our love will stay strong, for we are each others happiness.

~the end~

chapter 2: watching from afar e___e

i have seen the greatness of the bed, but i dare not touch it. its covers.. such majestic colors they have. the softness of the pillow.. the wrinkles on the blanket! i stood there and watched.

 will i ever be able to feel it? to sleep in it? i could only wish for such luxuries. 

a week has gone by… i’ve been watching the bed day and night. i’ve discovered it is inhabited by a strange creature.. i cannot see the creature because i am on the floor, and it is on the tall majestic bed hidden from my sight. i wonder, what is this creature? will it ever acknowledge me?

another week has passed as i lurk the bed. from my lurking i have gathered that this magnificent creatures name is “kaitlyn”.

all i do now is watch the kaitlyn. breathe the kaitlyn. live the kaitlyn. what does the kaitlyn like? what does kaitlyn look like? where did she come from? slowly i managed to gather more and more information! pizza, floorcat, dino buddies, korbats! 

someday, i will speak to the great kaitlyn.

-to be continued-

chapter 1: how the worshipping started

all my life I lived in a cold, dark place.. it filled me with sadness as I pondered the meaning of life. often bananas, pencils and oranges would fall from the sky. but why?
during the day i’d see feet walking in the distance.. and late at night I’d hear strange.. moans. whose were these feet? whose were those moans? I do not know. I lay here in this dark cold place and lurk in the darkness.

in search for a change, i decided to get out of this dark cold place. I quickly discovered how blind I’ve been for so long…
I stepped into the light and the first thing I saw was a.. blanket? it was no ordinary blanket, it was the color of the sky. can this be? is this possible?
for 17 years I’ve been living in that dark cold place, not knowing where i am, not knowing that I was living… [dun dun dun] UNDER KAITLYNS BED!
all these years wasted in the darkness while I could’ve been enjoying the greatness of the bed right above me.

that’s how it all began…

-to be continued-

I love you

u didn’t even see the butterfly i drew did u u___u scroll down ok i tried 4 u

happy 11 months bb c:

i wrote you a letter. ignore the fact I as obviously pissed when I wrote it and pay attention to what I actually said please